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From: Poo Poo Paducah <miw @ eden.com>
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Subject: [alt.2600] Hi.  I'm a nubee.  I like to hack computers.
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Date: 24 May 1995 13:56:05 -0400
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It's a forgery, but it's still damn funny.

From: chipazoid @ aol.com (The Incredible Hackman!)
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Subject: Hi.  I'm a nubee.  I like to hack computers.
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     Hey fellow hackerz, I'm pretty new to this stuff but, I heard
     a rumor that there is a new windoze out.  I have heard of windows
     but what the fuck is windoze, is that a new improved version????
     Alot of you hackers on this bbs? or whatever this is mention windoze
     where can I get a copy?  I will trade you for some ways I've found
     to get filez, Here on AOL they call it FTP which stands for file
     tranfer program.  This program will let you get programs off of different
     computers owned by AOL.  I found a cool program that lets me make my mouse
     cursor look like a carrot!  I laughed my ass off for like an hour.  I also
     got some program that lets me dial my modem into diffrent things called
     BBS (I think those are offshoots of AOL?) I don't know how to get the
     #s to those thingz though.  Well if you send me windoze I will tell you
     all about AOL and FTP this shit is so addvanced compared to the funny
     things you mostly talk about.  I had a question, how can I make my
     calling of AOL made a secret to my grandfather?  If he sees me monkying
     with his computer he will make me clean turnips for weeks.  I love to
     talk in the roomz but grampa will give me a strapping for that!!!
     By the way, how can i get the money from the ATM machines?  I have
     read the postings about the printers in the machines and I find that shit
     very tempting, I want to know what code do I enter into an ATM machine
     which causes it to print bills?  I have seen this done but the process is
     alien to me.  Do I put my card in before or after?
     Well back to windoze, Send it to me and I will tell you how to subscribe
     to AOL they have a new section called the "internett" that lets you 
     get into encyclopedias and lame shit like that.  I like the AOL  better
     bet I guess some people like the "Internett" too because I heard something
     about this service in people magazine.  Now to the freaks of this bbs....
     If you get AOL I will help you out in the hackerz talk room.  HEHE
     once your bbs get the talk rooms I will leave you alone.  
     Learn lots and prosper.....suckers.(Non AOL that is...)
     Hackman rulez.  
     L8R Dudeqz

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